I Tell you Buddy: Defecating is Not A Sin
I definitely have to state that: defecating is not a sin or ignominy. Whoever feels that he/she get the calling to defecate, whenever and wherever he/she is, has to follow that call for the sake of health. Any cancelation due to possible reasons exist are not allowed for your own good.
Though considered for being under-weight, I Think that I am healthy. Right now I can do 1.2km jog like for 2 times a week, Once at 8 y.o I was diagnosed with ulcer disease and felt a massive pain, but Alhamdulillah that disease almost never relapse until now. I tend to be a hypochondriac; most of the pain that I’ve felt comes from that syndrome. Another symptom that ensures me that I’m (still) healthy is the morning ritual I do every day. The calling that always comes after I drink a glass of water in the morning. The calling that comes from the white stuff with the flush button on the top of that. The calling that makes me relieve. The calling from a thing that you all call TOILET. Thank God for being so precise and well executed in the making of human being, I can’t imagine how greedy human being’s life will be without defecating mechanism.
Back when I still in elementary and middle school, defecating in the school is not a good idea. Or maybe we can say that it is bad idea if we don’t apply the euphemism concept. Seriously, no matter how limp you are in defying the need to go to toilet ASAP, your friends will not care. If you decide to go ahead and follow the call, I am sure that your little fella will look at your butt and make comments like: “You Stinky!” (Even when you spend half of the soap to clean your butt and you’re not stinky at all) or “All take a look on Arya’s pants, there’s a giant brown stain on the back of it”.
I’d rather to hold poop-ing rather than being humiliated by people.
Like I wrote earlier, I defecate every single morning. When I don’t, normally I can hold until the afternoon when I back home. That day, I forget the exact reason why I didn’t defecate in the morning. Problem happened right after I made my first step in school, after spending 45 minutes in Jakarta traffic. I felt that my stomach starting to flare up the way like when I want to poop-ing. I can’t hold it but I don’t want to defecate in school for the reason I told you before. Additional information, the toilet in my middle school wasn’t measure up my cleanliness standard and the doors are made from plastics (not wood) so anyone can easily get in when I’m half-naked.
The only answer to my problem was: BACK HOME!!!
Yeah BACK HOME, I’ve to spend another 45 minutes or even more just to defecate in proper place and without strange look from ABG labil who thinks that defecating is a sin and those who defecate at school are blame worthy.
I made up a story; I told my teacher that I was sick. Yes I was, my stomach was sick not for particular disease but for holding an urgency to defecate as soon as I possibly can. My teachers (yes not only 1 but about 2-3 teachers) were believed they said that my body was cold. Of course it cold since the feces was already waiting in the edge of my digestive system, I supposed to defecate the moment my teacher checked my health.
I went back home, before the 1st class started.
Moral of the story:
Don’t ever listen to bad things that people said about you. As long as you do something that make you happy and relieve, just go for it. I should have not listened to what people would say if they know I just defecated, even I can repel their mockery and said: “Chill dudes, I’m just doing a normal thing everyone does. You know what my feces remind me of your finger, it has the same size. Want you see the photo?”
